Harry the Harris Teeter Dragon

Power Origin:

A clumsy wizard missed their target and accidentally gave this kids ride sentience. Harry does not understand death. He has no knowledge of right and wrong. He is horrifying.

Powers:

Congest perfectly good parking lots

makes children cry

Flight

Breaths fire

Play obnoxious music

Common Catch Phrases:

"Thank you for shopping at Harris Teeter!"

"Do you have a Vic card or phone number you'd like to enter for fuel rewards?"

"It's MY Harris Teeter *screams*"