Bladez

"Seth, you can't just go around killing the bad guys!" - Bladez

Overview
The aunt, but not quite, of Seth. Bladez is a human female with the powers of super speed, and mentor-confidante of The Savior. Bladez dons roller blades (hence her name), either a mini-skirt or leggings, with a tied back, tattered male-sized t-shirt with the Rec Center logo on the front.

Origins
Bladez' origins come from Tammy "Lady Liberation" Jones' greatest moment of heroism during the not-quite-Space-Jam Baseball game that took place on Smegma 69. During the game, the Smegmogs replaced the baseball during the final pitch with a time-splitting bomb that when hit, would rewind and break time so that the Smegmogs could cheat and alter history in their favor. What they didn't expect, was that Lady Liberation hit the "ball" with such force, that she split the bomb in half perfectly, only splitting time for her - emitting Bladez, an alternate reality "version" of herself. After the initial shock of the event, Bladez decided to live side-by-side with Tammy as her "sister" and help protect Seawave City from another not-quite-Space-Jam-level threat.

Intimacy
Bladez is physically intimate with Sans, Darkman's mentor. They meet "secretly" in Bladez' house.